Okay, wrap it up, Tumblr, I think OP just won the internet.
(Source: lady-whatever, via cabanaboi)
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Cassie: Yeah, I’m going to a dinner at the French Embasity.
Me: You mean Embassy?
Cassie: Yeah, whatever.
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Introducing coworkers Cassie and Will. These two moved into my room recently and Cassie has been providing a dearth of quotable moments. Cassie was also the source of yesterday’s quote.
Cassie: These stupid people wrote that they wanted Pot-able water instead of portable water.
Will: Potable water means that it is safe for human consumption. They are asking for drinking water.
Cassie: Oh, are you sure they don’t just want water that can be carried around?
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Coworker*talking about her boyfriend*: Yeah, he’s from Idaho.
Me: Oh really?
Coworker: Yeah, he said he really liked growing up in Chicago.
Me: So he moved from one to the other?
Coworker: No, he grew up in Chicago, Idaho.
Me: *shows her Idaho and Chicago on a map*
Coworker: Ohhh, I didn’t realize that Idaho and Illinois weren’t the same place.
Me: *Stares*
Coworker: Don’t give me that look, they both start with I.
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*Coworker comes in and notices one of my desk plants is drying out*
Coworker: How are your plants doing?
Me: Not so hot, the one that I water all the time seems to be drying out and the one that I ignore seems to be thriving. But then, I once killed a cactus, so I’m officially less nurturing that a desert.
Coworker: You mean you over-watered it?
Me: No, it dried out. Like I said, less nurturing than a desert.
*Coworker looks confused and then leaves*
Awesome Coworker Quote of the Day
*I’m dressed in all black and she’s wearing spring colors*
Me: I feel so morbid today, like Morticia Adams
Coworker: Well it’s Wednesday, so that works out.
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*note, we work in Vienna, VA
Random coworker *gets off the phone*: that person sounded really confused when I told them our office was in Vienna.
Rachel: Did they think we worked in Vienna, Italy?
Me: Pretty sure Vienna is in Austria.
Rachel: No, actually I think it’s in Germany.
Me: Rachel, look it up, Vienna is in Austria.
Rachel: no, no, it’s in Germany.
Me *reading from wikipedia* “Vienna is the Capitol and largest city in Austria.”
Rachel: oh, I thought it was in Germany.
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Rachel: What is a hipster? *googles a definition and reads aloud* I don’t understand this hipster thing, but I don’t like it.
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It’s BACK! After a break because I no longer sat with Rachel and thus could not mine her unintentional comedy gold, they moved us back into the same proximity!!
Coworker: I wish they would give us standing desks
Rachel: What’s a standing desk?
Cowoker [clearly trying to find a polite way to answer that question]: A desk where you… stand
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(Source: one-girl-in-all-the-world, via aimhigh-kickhigher)
